Evolution and Global Warming

Global Warming and Evolution contradict each other.

Evidence:
1. Life evolved to adapt to its environment, yet we are currently freaking out about the "change" in our climate. I thought these changes spawned life, and evolved it into all living creatures that now exist. So we want the climate not to change because it's bad, but the changes are what made life?
2. Evolution created man. Man is going to kill the earth. Evolution created something that is going to kill everything?
3. If evolution does exist, then what is everyone freaking out about? As the environment changes, we'll all just adapt and survive. Right? There's no such thing as pollution. Just things to adapt to.
4. Polar Bears-Clearly they'll never go extinct, because they'll evolve. I guess they could go extinct if they are weak, and were meant to die. Survival of the fittest, right? No more fussing about polar bears!

The one argument against this logic is that global warming itself seems to evolve. First it was Global Cooling, then Global Warming, then Global Climate Change. Next will be Global Samesies, and everyone will be freaking out because global temperatures are so constant.

Anyhow, take your side. You can believe in one or the other, or neither. Not both.

Debunking of old sayings

Slow and steady wins the race.

This is patently false. In no way does the slower participant ever win the race. Steadiness is irrelevant. By rule, the fast one always wins. Think about it. How can you classify someone who wins a race as the one who went slower? Slow and fast are relative terms. The loser, by comparison, went slower, the winner, faster.
THE END.

If this doesn't make sense to you then you are clearly not a fan of logic and won't understand any of the posts on this blog.

New Proposed Saying:

Faster wins the race.